she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
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This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
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She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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