Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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