4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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