PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
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We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
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I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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