i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
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Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
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Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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