question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
its liver damage thursday
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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