Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
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