I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
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Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
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He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize