I feel like abortions should bother me more
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
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Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
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WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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