Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
She said her name was "party"
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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