Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
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He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
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I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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