i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
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I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
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I'm so proud of us for not dying.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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