I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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