He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
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You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
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I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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