he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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