i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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