you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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