I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Found your dick twin last night
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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