I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
