It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
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She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
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I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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