i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
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I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
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Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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