why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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