I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
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At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
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Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
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