im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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