I'm drive I can fine osifer
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Are we still banned from the library?
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
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