i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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