Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
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My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
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The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
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