i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
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Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
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