You're my little dorito
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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