So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
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you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
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I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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