Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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