She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
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My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
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Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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