my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
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I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
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did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.