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I want leopard sheets

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haha sexcapades

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thats the plan

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(248): I want leopard sheets (1-248): haha sexcapades (248): thats the plan http://tfl.nu/z7ia

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(808): View more from Hawaii

doesn't he have a GF?

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that just means you have to try harder.

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i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...

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(808): doesn't he have a GF? (248): that just means you have to try harder. (248): i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or... http://tfl.nu/1qgm

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(515): View more from Iowa

Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms

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Oh God

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I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship

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(515): Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms (712): Oh God (515): I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship http://tfl.nu/mj00

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.

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Where are you?

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Strip Club

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(508): Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends. (617): Where are you? (508): Strip Club http://tfl.nu/9e3o

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(813): View more from Florida

Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad

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(813): Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad http://tfl.nu/80vf

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(201): View more from New Jersey

bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid

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(201): bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid http://tfl.nu/hxiy

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(415): View more from California

sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.

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(415): sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened. http://tfl.nu/mg5e

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(307): View more from Wyoming

I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."

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(307): I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom." http://tfl.nu/5uyu

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(559): View more from California

she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends

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(559): she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends http://tfl.nu/3qzm

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(360): View more from Washington

I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.

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(360): I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show. http://tfl.nu/dv9s

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(817): View more from Texas

I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children

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(817): I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children http://tfl.nu/nt9v

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.

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Welcome to college.

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(402): Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest. (712): Welcome to college. http://tfl.nu/tyv4

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(208): View more from Idaho

I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.

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(208): I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise. http://tfl.nu/iv1d

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(604): View more from British Columbia

Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.

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(604): Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele. http://tfl.nu/5la0

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(937): View more from Ohio

Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.

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(937): Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though. http://tfl.nu/d5b6

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