Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.

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(415): View more from California

Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.

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(404): View more from Georgia

Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.

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(662): View more from Mississippi

neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask

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(250): View more from British Columbia

woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .

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(662): View more from Mississippi

looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme

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(304): View more from West Virginia

My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.

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