only if we run a train.
done.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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