Three words: puerto rican gang bang
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
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She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
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My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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