My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
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Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
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Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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