i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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