okay pat passed out under dana's car
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
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She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
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He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
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