maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Be still, my beating vagina.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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