Grow some girl-balls and come out already
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
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