doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
