he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
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I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
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So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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