We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
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