is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
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I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
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I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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