dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
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Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
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He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
If I die, sorry about rent.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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