Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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