the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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