READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
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