i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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