what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
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It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
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But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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