i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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