It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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