I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
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I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
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Is it penis luge time yet?
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
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