oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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