the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
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theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
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High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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