Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
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i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
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He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
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How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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