Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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