we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
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