i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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