For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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