she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
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surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
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I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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