Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
i've created a new STD.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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