So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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